A company in Bihar, “Fetus Foundations,” has launched a groundbreaking new coaching program aimed at preparing 2- to 9-month-old fetuses for the NEET exam. Mr. Basht, the company director, claims that their technology, which transmits basic NEET concepts in “fetal language,” can help a child become a topper by the time they reach 16 or 17 years of age.
Mr. Basht, who has been frantically preparing his own son for the NEET exam since he was nine, realized that exam preparation could start much earlier. “It suddenly dawned on me: where there is life, exam preparation can begin,” said Mr. Basht. The company began testing their system by placing headphones on pregnant mothers’ bellies and discovered that fetuses responded with extra kicking and hiccups to show their engagement.
Another company associate, Mr. Giulra, explained that they had to study and mimic the fetal language of ‘slurps and burps’ to ensure that “solid NEET exam information” could be transmitted to these tiny baby minds. According to Mr. Giulra, once a fetus completes its first NEET prep course, it enters the world with a significant knowledge advantage over other babies.
The company also noted that their course works for twins in the womb, offering a two-for-one deal at no extra charge. By the first quarter of next year, Fetus Foundations plans to open a “Mother and Fetus Café,” where expecting mothers can enjoy a decaffeinated latte while socialising with other mothers. Meanwhile, their fetuses will simultaneously be absorbing NEET knowledge.” In the future, we plan to expand our curriculum to include JEE and UPSC exam preparation; post-graduate exams are also in the works” says another company executive.
